Sweet for Sweet

Hello, I'm Amanda.

I am a student. An artist. A writer. A fujoshi. A dreamer. A lolita. A fan of most things & generally anything & everything awesome in whatever comes forth.

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Enjoy Your Visit and Please Come Again

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"There's no such thing as fiction, okay? It's all Just an illusion. Fiction is fiction. Yeah. Just blew your mind there."

  • Coworker, people watching at the county fair: "I keep seeing all these girls dressed like--"
  • Me: "Like it's 90 degrees outside and they're way too young to have people sexualizing them? Yeah, me too."

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via dutchster)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via pretty-loli-nikki)

mrlapadite:

The “Reflection” series of older people looking at their younger selves in mirrors. Alzheimer’s prevents new memories from being retained and in many cases, those afflicted are left with memories of their youth. 

(via color-me-awesome)